Killer instinct.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
    Two men and a woman.
    For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
    "We must know that you'll follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
    Inside this room, you'll find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
    She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
    "This gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair”.
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Don't let a man do a woman's job :p
     
  3. stuy_b

    stuy_b Guest

    :D :D very funny Kirrie
     
  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Great punchline!!!:D