Karate Dog

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    Karate Dog

    There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After
    three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to
    get a guard dog.

    So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard

    The clerk replied, Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this
    little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate.

    The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that

    The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to
    the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in

    So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
    expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and
    somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.

    When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my

    And to this very day, he is in the hospital.