Juz for Laughter

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by KingKian, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. KingKian

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    Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    Just a sec," says the rep.
    Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up (He thought that it takes only one sec to fly to Amritsar).

    Ali: Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?
    Sue: My right hand.
    Ali: Amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch.

    This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
    Man: "What was that for?"
    Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
    Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
    The wife apologizes and goes about her business. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
    Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
    Wife: "Your horse called."