Juz for Laughter

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by KingKian, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. KingKian

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    Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    Just a sec," says the rep.
    Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up (He thought that it takes only one sec to fly to Amritsar).

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    Ali: Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?
    Sue: My right hand.
    Ali: Amazing! Most people have to use the on/off switch.

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    This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
    Man: "What was that for?"
    Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
    Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
    The wife apologizes and goes about her business. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
    Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
    Wife: "Your horse called."

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