[JOKE] Robbing the Bank!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Lee, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. Lee

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    A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f***ing safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f***ing head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She takes off the cap and gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that f***ing difficult is it?" he says.
     
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  2. muzikool

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  3. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Haha [​IMG]

    Done. ;)
     
  4. Lee

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    Still trying to find my way around, [moved here]
     
  5. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    Excuses, excuses... :p
     
  6. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Lee is that you?
    The guy that was banned lol :p