Jittery Taxi Driver

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

    The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's my entire fault, today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years."
     
  2. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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  3. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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  4. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    whats a hearse
     
  5. lancer

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  6. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    A hearse is the car that coffins are carried in to a funeral.
     
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  8. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    ohh lol