Jesus at the bar

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Codasmd, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    A partially crippled Libertarian came into a bar and with difficulty,
    hoisted
    his bad leg over the bar stool, pulled himself up and asked for a sip
    of
    whiskey. He looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?"
    The
    bartender nodded and the Libertarian told him to give Jesus a whiskey
    also.

    The next patron was an ailing Republican with a hunched back and
    slowness of
    movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of wine.
    He
    also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus. The bartender
    nodded
    and the republican said to give Him a glass of wine also.

    The third patron, a democrat, swaggered in and said "Barkeep, give me a
    cold
    beer. Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the
    democrat
    told him to give Jesus a cold one too.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over and touched the Libertarian
    and
    said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The libertarian felt the
    strength
    come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the door.

    Jesus touched the republican and said, "For your kindness you are
    healed!"
    The republican felt his back straighten. He danced with joy and did a
    flip.

    As Jesus walked toward the democrat, the democrat jumped back and
    exclaimed,
    "Don't touch me, I'm drawing disability!
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    haha...good one..