Jesus and Satan

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by jw50, Jun 6, 2002.

  1. jw50

    jw50 OSNN Senior Addict

    Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the best computer programmer.

    This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge.

    They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

    Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

    He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

    Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

    "Very well, then," says God, "Let us see if Jesus fared any better."

    Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

    Satan is astonished.

    He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

    god chuckles, "Everybody knows... JESUS SAVES."
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    hehehe.:D :D Nice one jw50.

    Like, Jesus saves fallen women.
    Then tell him to save one for me.
  3. Ramanuman

    Ramanuman Guest

    What : Jesus saves fallen women ?!!!

    And all this time I wanted to go to Hell so I could meet those naked women with whips they showed me in paintings when I was young... :(