Jay Leno speaks about the War

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  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." -Jay Leno

    "In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to a live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since English is a second language to both of them." -Jay Leno

    "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." -Jay Leno

    "Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio." -Jay Leno
     
  2. GoNz0

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  3. UberBert

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    lol Jay Leno is funny :D



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  4. Lighter

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    Anyone who's chin enters the room before them is funny.
     
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  6. UberBert

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    lol ya, his chin is big isnt it :)



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  7. Kirrie2001

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    :D. Good ones gonaads. There must be more? ROFLMAO.
     
  8. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    I'll look around... If anyone else finds some Leno "quotes" about this stupid war, please feel free to post them here. :cool:
     
  9. X-Istence

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    Love it.
     
  10. Friend of Bill

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    Halarious! It's sad though because it's soooo true.:)
     
  11. ntguru50

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    :) :happy: :D can't watch him on tv now without visualizing that big a** chin coming around the corner before he does...lol
     
  12. gonaads

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    "More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy — he's one of their own." —Jay Leno

    "President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished." —Jay Leno

    "Saddam Hussein had invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there." —Jay Leno

    "The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up." —Jay Leno

    "A lot of controversy over this invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father." —Jay Leno

    This one is from before the war...
    "It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going." —Jay Leno


    :p :p
     
  13. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Now this is BAD... :eek:


    "The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army." —Conan O'Brien

    :rolleyes: :cool:
     
  14. Nick M

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