COWS >> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government >> can >> track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall >> where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves >> to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens >> wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. >> >> CONSTITUTION >> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we >> just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's >> worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. >> >> TEN COMMANDMENTS >> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? >> You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" >> and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and >> politicians...It creates a hostile work environment. >> >> And Last but not least..... >> >> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . >> "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and >> Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they >> take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the >> yard, >> and haul her off to jail."