Isn't this trhe truth

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Bucky Badger, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. Bucky Badger

    Bucky Badger OSNN Addict

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    COWS
    >> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
    >> can
    >> track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
    >> where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves
    >> to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
    >> wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
    >>
    >> CONSTITUTION
    >> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
    >> just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
    >> worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
    >>
    >> TEN COMMANDMENTS
    >> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
    >> You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
    >> and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
    >> politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
    >>
    >> And Last but not least.....
    >>
    >> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .
    >> "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
    >> Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they
    >> take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the
    >> yard,
    >> and haul her off to jail."
     
  2. tom9042

    tom9042 OSNN Senior Addict Folding Team

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    I'm saving this in a subdirectory called "Sad but True"
     
  3. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

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    When I stopped laughing I got depressed because they are all true...
     
  4. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    George Carlin is awesome.