Is Texas Really Like This?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Hipster Doofus, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

    When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

    After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    As a native of Texas, my answer is yup. :D
     
  3. i'm never going to texas
     
  4. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol " dont flush " whahaha :)
     
  5. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    I like it Hipster. :D :D
     
  6. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    ahahhaha