An indian walks into a bar carying a bucket of **** and a cat. The indian walks up to the bar and asks for a couple of drinks. When he's done with his drinks he puts the bucket of **** on the ground, pulls out a gun and shoots it. Then he puts the cat on the ground and chases it all around the bar. Then the bar tender stops the indian and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The indian replies "Big Chief say be more like white man, drink booze, shoot ****, and chase pussy.