In India Mujibar was applying for a job.

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  1. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

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    The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

    "Which test is that?", Mujibar asked.

    The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Sir, I am ready."

    The manager said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say, yellow, this is Mujibar."

    Mujibar now works as a technician at the AT&T call center for computer problems.

    No doubt you have spoken to him if you have AT&T DSL.
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2006
  2. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Thats an attrociously bad take on a mexican joke.
     
  3. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    Heh :p

    Last two times I called dell support I spoke to an irish man :)
     
  4. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Last guy I couldn't understand on a phone line was actually calling Microsoft, turned out to be from London! :eek:
     
  5. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    I have to say I have phoned Dell many times and never had a problem understanding anyone - they have great support.
     
  6. Mainframeguy

    Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Folding Team

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    some people might think this joke was racist...

    but since EP has posted it must fall within guidelines....

    so I'm not sure why I made this post :speechless:
     
  7. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    EP posted it? Since when did he use the name LeeJend then? :laugh:
     
  8. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    I think he meant....

    Since EP posted, it must fall within guidelines.

    He should have used a comma/pause ;)
     
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  9. Mainframeguy

    Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Folding Team

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    yeah - you could say my punktuation was off! :p

    thanks Derek - repped you for the correction and the poor humour opportunity you gave me :)
     
  10. technokid88

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    last time i called dell about my pad, got a indian guy, and kept saying yes YARR lol... yarr means friend in hindi lol..
     
  11. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Aaaaa you're just upset 'cause they izz bangin on Dell. :rolleyes:


    *Runs from Sazar's "Dell Death Grip"* :p
     
  12. falconguard

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    Watch out, because he's gonna pull a Dell branded bolo and snare you anyways.
     
  13. bush dogg

    bush dogg OSNN Senior Addict Political User

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    I sure hope Mujibar gets the job!!

    The last time I talked with him was a few years ago, Mujibar was working for Microsoft at the time (My friend Mujibar ).

    Best of luck buddy. :laugh:
     
  14. LeeJend

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    Actually since I posted that joke I had to call AT&T tech support on my DSL service. I got transfered a couple times and ended up talking to someone in India who's English was fairly good. (He had a little trouble with r's.)

    Unfortunately, I think I made him feel really bad because I had to have him keep repeating his instructions. I probably should have told him the problem was with the horrible echo on the AT&T long distance line, not with his English... :nervous:

    So I edited the joke to be AT&T as more appropriate.

    PS The humor is in accents with tech support, not the nationality. I could have used Justin in Round Rock.