if you were god....

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by New Disease, Feb 9, 2003.

  1. New Disease

    New Disease Whatever...

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    ok if you were god for a day what 3 things would you ban and what 3 things would you introduce

    i will go first:

    BAN
    1.Radio Adverts.
    2.Friends (the tv show)
    3.Ant and Dec (UK presenters, pair of twats)

    INTRODUCE
    1. A new show based on friends, but we get to pick who dies and how they die.
    2. A TV channel that shows the programmes i wanna see, when i wanna see them, with no god damn adverts.
    3. A remote control that would do everything (turn on lights,tv,radio,video,bring food to you - stuff like that), thus increasing the time i can spend sitting on my ass playing video games
     
  2. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

    about it :p
     
  3. New Disease

    New Disease Whatever...

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    waaaaaa??
     
  4. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Ezekiel 25:17.
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  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    No offense, poor choices.
     
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    BAN:

    1) Politicians

    2) Governments

    3) Anger/Hatred/Hell

    INTRODUCE:

    1) ME... If I was GOD. :happy:

    Yeah like that will ever happen. :rolleyes: :p
     
  7. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    First thing I would do, I would cry.
     
  8. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    Lots of things would follow, but I'm not God, can't comprehend that way, so I wouldn't know what the right thing to do, but...