If you speak truth women will not belive you.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Mar 25, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    A married man and his secretary are having an affair.

    They decide to leave the office early and go to the secretary's appartment for an afternoon of ......., whatever its called.

    They fall asleep and don't wake up till 8 PM later that night.

    They quickly get dressed and the man asks the secretary to take his shoes and go and rub them in the grass.

    The secretary thinks this is pretty weird, but she does it anyway.

    The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door.

    The wife's very upset and asks, "Where the hell have you been?"

    The husband replies, "I was taught in school that truth is very painful, but it sets you free, so I will not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair, we left work early today, went to her appartment, made love all afternoon, and then we fell asleep. That's why I'm late!!"

    The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, "I see those grass stains all over your shoes. You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

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  2. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    nice one :D
     
  3. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    Hahaha, thats perfect :p
     
  4. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    "no it is not the pants that make you look fat" Truth..truth, you can't handle the truth.