If woman were browsers

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  1. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    Firefox

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    If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about. She just puts to much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Mrs. Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts ...

    Opera

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    Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you if you're into that kind of women. She's really good in the bedroom, you'll enjoy her performance. She won't let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.

    Safari

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    She's a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However there's something you might find frustrating about her. She brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.

    Konqueror

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    Stripped down and light, but almost missing some of the parts that make it complete.

    Internet Explorer

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    For most, she's the first woman they tried. She's really easy, but can get you infected.
     
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  2. dorfire

    dorfire OSNN Junior Addict

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    Re: If woman were browers

    "She won't let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed" - Well, you know, there are other ways :D
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

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    Hah, Carpo you have out done yourself. :p
     
  4. Mizzle

    Mizzle Oh, now I know...!

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    Re: If woman were browers

    This is great! :D
     
  5. marlon112

    marlon112 Meathead

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    That's why I use firefox :)
     
  6. binoyxj

    binoyxj PrOuD InDiAn

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    Carpo is so funny and serious!!!!!!!! :yowch:
     
  7. PerfectNOO8

    PerfectNOO8 Beginner ~

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    yaya , thats why FF still my favorite too :lick:
     
  8. SkyFuser

    SkyFuser Techtard in Training Political User

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    Ingenious. Did you make that up, no, invent that, by yourself? :laugh:
    It sounds too innocuous to the innocent one though.... XDDD
     
  9. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    Opera : she comes with her own widgets too.
     
  10. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    LOL, brilliant!
     
  11. marlon112

    marlon112 Meathead

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    Anyways, what's a "brower"? :D
     
  12. Steevo

    Steevo Spammer representing. Political User Folding Team

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    You forgot Konqueror.

    Stripped down and light, but almost missing some of the parts that make it complete.
     

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  13. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    haven't now :p
     
  14. movvadinesh

    movvadinesh Alone in California Political User

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  15. Omnibus

    Omnibus OSNN Junior Addict

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    Great comparison! XD I'm with Miss Firefox. ;)
     
  16. kekek

    kekek OSNN Junior Addict

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    I'm scared of IE now!
     
  17. SkyFuser

    SkyFuser Techtard in Training Political User

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    Lol you should be in the first place.

    I feel like adding some really stripped down browsers. But they're missing too much stuff XD

    Heard of Off by One, anyone?
     
  18. binoyxj

    binoyxj PrOuD InDiAn

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    The lady there at Konqueror is tempting me :nervous:
     
  19. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    Ain't nothing wrong with fast and sleazy.
     
  20. SkyFuser

    SkyFuser Techtard in Training Political User

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    Anyone interested in a "If men were browsers" topic? Not all of us here are men you know :laugh:
    Them iFriends are genius XD