If Operating Systems were Chickens | More madness

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

    Win 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like .chicken.

    Microsoft Chicken (TM): It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

    OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

    Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...

    C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.

    C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

    VB Chicken: USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

    Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

    Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)

    Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

    Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

    Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket !

    Cray/SGI Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

    Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

    Lotus Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do ! Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
     
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Yet another great one. I'm loving these. [​IMG]
     
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    lmao.
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    It is rather good aint it ;)
    Just sharing and caring with u peeps
     
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    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

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    a1ehouse Chamone M*tha Fu*ka

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