If only God Was A Women

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Jul 23, 2006.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Sex would smell like chocolate

    Farts would smell like roses

    Dogs would smell spring fresh

    Babies would come from vending machines

    Men would be born with a permanent erection

    All women would have the same size breasts

    Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

    Men would be born with an "OFF" switch

    A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

    Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

    Men would come with software to be custom designed

    Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife

    Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches

    Sex would last longer than 30 seconds!

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  2. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    That is a big difference. Three inches instead of six.
     
  3. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    LOL, would be good to see a Man's list for that one :smoker:
     
  4. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    Well, who said God is male in the first place? :p
     
  5. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    whats wrong with the smell of sex?
     
  6. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Sex for you lasts 30 seconds??? :dead: