If Bill Gates was a Redneck

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Jan 13, 2004.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Messages:
    267
    Location:
    Adelaide, Australia
    If Bill Gates was a Redneck

    What would be different with Microsoft if Bill Gates was a Red Neck?

    1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.

    2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.

    3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag.

    4. Dialogue boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa.

    5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos.

    6. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse.

    7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Feebird!

    8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart.

    9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt.

    10. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Bishul C++.

    11. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.

    12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word.

    13. Instead of latte carts we'd have grits carts.

    14. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, ya hear?

    15. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz".

    16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.

    17. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse.

    18. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.

    19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire.

    20. Speadsheet software would include examples in inventory dead cars in your front yard.

    21. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.

    22. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.

    23. Instead of asking "where do you want to go today? It's more like Hey mister, can I ketch a ride in the back?

    24. Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad
     
    NetRyder likes this.
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

    Messages:
    13,256
    Location:
    New York City
    Hahaha...hilarious. [​IMG]
     
  3. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Messages:
    10,574
    Location:
    Santa Clara, CA
    Not bad. :)
     
  4. Hsn

    Hsn King

    Messages:
    1,082
    Location:
    Calgary, Canada
    heh heh..... nice :)
     
  5. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    Cute!
     
  6. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

    Messages:
    1,195
    Location:
    Middle Of Nowhere - UK
    Hehe..Funny stuff again Belveder :D

    I have proof however, that BG was a redneck...
     

    Attached Files:

  7. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

    Messages:
    18,589
    Location:
    Copenhagen, Denmark
    thats just wrong ;p
     
  8. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

    Messages:
    6,498
    Location:
    USA
    :withstupid: