I think you're the father of one of my kids...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by madmatt, Oct 2, 2008.

  1. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
    him.

    She says, "Hello".

    He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, "Do you know me?"

    To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
    to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
     
  2. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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  3. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    brilliant
     
  4. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    Ouch ... bet he is not happy he just let that gem go :p
     
  5. greentea

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    OMG, classic...
     
  6. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    Old but makes me laugh every time I read it...

    Mike A!