I found this a while back......

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Slagathor, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Slagathor

    Slagathor Guest

    I figure I am opening up myself for flaming dung......But here goes..
    For the record, I just though it was funny, I in no way "AGREE" with it.....Well with all of it anywase.........:)

    If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
    The swallow.

    How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
    Phone her.

    Why do women fake orgasms?
    Because they think men care.

    How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, let her cook in the dark.

    What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
    One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

    Why does the bride always wear white?
    Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

    If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain too long.

    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.

    What should you give a woman who has everything?
    A man to show her how to work it.

    What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    After 10 years the job still sucks.

    Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
    When you take it off you wonder where her "breasts" went.

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    Why did the woman cross the road?
    What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place

    Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
    'Cos it doesn't need cleaning yet.
    :D :D

    Edited for some content. Maybe shoulda edited more.
    Easy does it Tiger.
  2. Gouk

    Gouk Guest


    Jewelzz better not see this thread :eek: :rolleyes:
  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

    I've already seen it :p I have no comment

    *zipped lips*