I don't want to go to the school

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
    Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'
    But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
    Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
    Well, the kids hate me for one,
    and the teachers hate me, too!'
    Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
    Come on now and get ready.'
    Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
    Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
    And for another, you're the Principal!

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    - Lisa
     
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  2. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    hi lisa

    your post made me smile

    reps
     
  3. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Two posts so far - both good jokes. Keep em coming :p
     
  4. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    Junior zero hour in training...nice one.
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Sounds like the Principal in the Simpsons. :p