Hughie's goldfish

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when
    his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in
    what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What
    are you doing there, Hughie?'

    'My goldfish died,' replied Wee Hughie tearfully
    without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.'

    The neighbor was very concerned. 'That's an awfully
    big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'

    Wee Hughie patted down the last heap of dirt then
    replied, 'That's because he's inside your ****ing
    cat.'

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