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Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
    You boil the hell out of it.

    2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
    Dam.

    3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE?
    Polaroids.

    4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
    A stick.

    5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
    Nacho cheese.

    6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
    Subordinate Clauses.

    7. WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
    Quatro sinko.

    8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
    Spoiled milk.

    9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
    Frostbite.

    10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
    A nervous wreck.

    11. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
    Right where you left him.

    12. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
    Anyone can roast beef.

    13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
    Because they have big fingers.

    14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
    Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

    15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
    Sanka.

    16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
    The location of the Dirt Bag.

    17. WHY DOES A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
    Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.

    18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
    A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad sky diver goes damn, whack.

    19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
    Unique up on it.

    20. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT
    Tame way, unique up on it.

    21. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
    Skeet.

    22. WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP.
    An Amish drive-by-shooting.

    23. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
    Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hehe, good ones gonaads :)
     
  3. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    ROFL n1
     
  4. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    had my boss laughin haha
     
  5. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  6. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    hehe, rofl
     
  7. RazerBack

    RazerBack The First Rebirth

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    Those are really good. :)
     
  8. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    I think we should add, good or bad...my contribution as follows;

    what do you call a deer with no eyes?
    no idea

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
    still, no idea

    no eyeys, no legs, no genitals?
    still, no fujucking idea
     
  9. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    eeheheh good ones :)


    -Bert
     
  10. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team


    Oooooh Deer. :rolleyes: :p
     
  11. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    bwahahaha,,,these are great! :D