How to test that who is the intelligent...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

    Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

    Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

    Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

    Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

    Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

    Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

    "Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

    Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

    And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair!"

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    A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady,
    was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
    on his gloves.

    "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

    "No, I don't" she replied.

    "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.
    Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
    dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

    She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,
    she burst out laughing.

    "What's so funny?" he asked.
    "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

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  2. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    Those two are great :D
     
  3. ray_gillespie

    ray_gillespie Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    Yeah, first one is very good!