How cold is cold?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Dec 11, 2002.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    How cold does it have to be

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    Arizonans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
    Wisconsin people sunbathe.
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    New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
    Wisconsin people plant gardens.
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    Italian cars won't start.
    Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
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    Distilled water freezes.
    Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
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    Arizonans shiver uncontrollably.
    Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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    New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
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    Californians fly away to Mexico.
    Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
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    People in Miami cease to exist.
    Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
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    40 below
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
    door to door.
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    60 below
    Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
    Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
    classes until it gets cold enough.
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    80 below
    Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
    Wisconsin people rent some videos.
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    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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    Microbial life survives on dairy products.
    Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
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    460 below
    ALL atomic motion stops.
    Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
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    500 below
    Hell freezes over.
    The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl
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  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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  3. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    I know nothing about Wisconsin and its still funny
     
  4. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    send them Wisconsin puss*** up here to Alberta Canada ....we'll show them what cold is ....lol
     
  5. zoey

    zoey Guest

    I feel your pain;)
     
  6. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    Forgot to mention the Russians

    100 Below!

    DAMN! my vodkas a frozen!