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Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 18, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
    They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
    "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
    "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
    "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"
    He agreed, so the two old folks stripped to the buff and sat back down at the table.
    "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!"
    "I'm not surprised," grinned Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!!!"
     
  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    eeewwwww mind picture.........mind pictures......eeewwwwww
     
  3. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    hahahahahaha
     
  4. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    After reading kirries and hipsters post, now i have a mind picture...ewww..

    :::get it out, get it out, GET IT OUT! :::
     
  5. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    Another good one Kirrie :):)


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  6. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    :eek: --must wash eyes now-- :eek:
     
  7. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    hahahaha ... but still ... YECK :p
     
  8. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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