Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by GoNz0, Jul 4, 2003.

  1. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

    the year 2525
    Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that. They both stumbled off home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties."
    "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao :p
  3. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    harrr :)