Hillbilly Medical Terms.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, May 7, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Benign.............................What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria.......................... Back door to cafeteria.
    Cesarean section..... ......A neighbourhood in Rome.
    Catscan...........................Searching for Pussy/Kitty
    Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with.
    Colic.................................A sheepdog.
    Coma...............................A punctuation mark.
    D&C.................................Where Washington is.
    Dilate...............................To live long.
    Enema.............................Not a friend.
    Fester..............................Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula...............................A little Lie.
    G.I. series........................World series of Military Baseball.
    Hangnail..........................What you put your coat on.
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Are these right X? :p

    Good ones Kirrie
     
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Heheeeeeeee, you got that straight outta the Kentuky Dictionary. :D

    No offense to anyone from Kentuky. It is one of our most beautiful states.
     
  4. Sprung

    Sprung Guest

    My wife is from Kentucky, so I learned REAL fast not to poke fun at hillbillies.

    My black eyes are starting to go away now...
     
  5. xsivforce

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    Hehe. Kentuky, the land of 10 million people and 3 last names and 2 strains of DNA. Tell her that. ;)
     
  6. Sprung

    Sprung Guest

    LOL...you want me to get all dead and stuff, right?
     
  7. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Nah, just roughed up a bit. ;)
     
  8. Rickman

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    or at least start packing.....:D
     
  9. Dunom

    Dunom Guest

    lol:D
     
  10. bheagle

    bheagle Guest

    Kentucky family tree is a blade of Bluegrass... no branches...
     
  11. LazyJames

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    Shotguns?

    I can just hear the faint clicking of 10 million shotguns and "huntin" dogs as the redneck militia comes hunting "ya'll."



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