Hillbilly Medical Terms.

[Kirrie2001]

Benign.............................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria.......................... Back door to cafeteria.
Cesarean section..... ......A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan...........................Searching for Pussy/Kitty
Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with.
Colic.................................A sheepdog.
Coma...............................A punctuation mark.
D&C.................................Where Washington is.
Dilate...............................To live long.
Enema.............................Not a friend.
Fester..............................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...............................A little Lie.
G.I. series........................World series of Military Baseball.
Hangnail..........................What you put your coat on.

 

[Jewelzz]

Are these right X?

Good ones Kirrie

 

[xsivforce]

Heheeeeeeee, you got that straight outta the Kentuky Dictionary.

No offense to anyone from Kentuky. It is one of our most beautiful states.

 

[Sprung]

My wife is from Kentucky, so I learned REAL fast not to poke fun at hillbillies.

My black eyes are starting to go away now...

 

[xsivforce]

Hehe. Kentuky, the land of 10 million people and 3 last names and 2 strains of DNA. Tell her that.

 

[Sprung]

LOL...you want me to get all dead and stuff, right?

 

[xsivforce]

Nah, just roughed up a bit.

 

[Rickman]

or at least start packing.....

 

[Dunom]

lol

 

[bheagle]

Kentucky family tree is a blade of Bluegrass... no branches...

 

[LazyJames]

Shotguns?

I can just hear the faint clicking of 10 million shotguns and "huntin" dogs as the redneck militia comes hunting "ya'll."



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