Hillbilly Medical Terms. Part 2.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, May 8, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Impotent...............Distinguished, well known.
    Labour pains.........Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff..........A Doctors cane.
    Morbid...................A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates.................Higher than day rates.
    Node.....................I knew it.
    Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
    Pap smear.............A Fatherhood test.
    Pelvis.....................Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
    Recovery room.......Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum...................Damn near killed him.
    Secretion................Hiding something.
    Seizure...................A Roman Emporer.
    Tablet.....................A small table.
    Terminal illness.......Sick at an Airport.
    Tumor.....................More than one.
    Urine.......................Opposite of mine.
    Varicose..................Nearby/Closeby.

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  2. dejav00

    dejav00 Guest

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  3. Dunom

    Dunom Guest