Hillbilly birth control

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    After having the 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough since they could not afford a larger bed.

    So the husband went to his doctor (veterinarian) and told him the he and his wife (cousin) didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure call a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive.

    A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home and get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." so he wanted a second opinion and he visited a doctor in Georgia.

    That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go home and get a cherry bomb light it and put it in a empty beer can and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    Since the second doctor told him of the same procedure of the first doctor he decided that it MUST work. So the man went home, lit the cherry bomb and put it in the beer can.

    He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1,2,3,4,5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand....

    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia, Florida, So. Carolina, Missouri and Arkansas.
     
  2. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    Did he scream ohh nuts why thinking about the rhyme of the guy that swallowed a dynamite pill and ironically lived in Brasil?