Hey Giuseppi!! (maybe adults only??)

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by damnyank, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"

    Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"

    He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of- a
    United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United
    States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."

    A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says.
    "Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"

    Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"

    He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."


    A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know
    who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"

    He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?"

    The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school."
     
  2. xexe . :)

    btw why is this for adults only maybe??? :confused:
     
  3. Iceman

    Iceman Moderator

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    nah it's ok

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  4. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    mafia - got ya to read it didn't it?;)

    Thanx Ice - :D
     
  5. yea it did, thanks, i dont do it too often :D
     
  6. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    that was good aswell!