Harassment

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 12, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
    the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
    hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
    to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
    to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
    "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
    smells nice?"





    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    double post
     
  3. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    LOL OMG

    Its been a long time since I heard this joke... the oldies never die!!

    HEHEHE
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Double post fixed
     
  5. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    HAH!!! ROFLMAO!!! Oh man I just lost my coffee :p
     
  7. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Watch you don't spill it on the midget! :p
     
  8. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    Now why the hell would the midget be around gonaads???
     
  9. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    bahahahhahaha

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  10. Jozhik

    Jozhik OSNN Addict

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    maybe because he is short-sighted? :laugh:
     
  11. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    and they hang low? :rolleyes: