Happy Valentine's Day

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme
    with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line:

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

    I thought that I could love no other
    But then, my sweet, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way.

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe, "Go to hell."

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  2. Tiesto

    Tiesto OSNN Addict

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    thats great hahaha
     
  3. indyjones

    indyjones OSNN.net Adventurer

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    Nice one good find :D
     
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    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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  5. dubstar

    dubstar format c:

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    that last one is gnarly!
     
  6. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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  7. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahaha [​IMG]
     
  8. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    Awesome stuff :)
     
  9. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Very funny Jewelzz - oh and Happy Valentine's Day to you also!!