Happy St. Patrick's Day

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by joyojoy, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. joyojoy

    joyojoy Not all there...

    Sacramento Area
    In honor of St. Patrick's Day, thought I'd throw out a few Irish blessings & toasts for your amusement:

    As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
    May your troubles be as few and far between
    As my grandmother's teeth.
    Here's to a long life and a merry one;
    A quick death and an easy one; A pretty girl and an honest one;
    A cold beer -- and another one!
    When Irish eyes are smiling... watch your step!
    Some may say the glass is half empty,
    Some may say the glass is half full,
    But the Irish will forever say "Are you gonna drink that?"
    Here’s to you and yours,
    And to mine and ours,
    And if mine and ours ever come
    Across you and yours,
    I hope you and yours will do
    As much for mine and ours,
    As mine and ours have done
    For you and yours!
    May those who love us love us,
    And those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts,
    And if God can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
    so we might know them by their limping.
    When we drink, we get drunk.
    When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
    So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
    Go mbeannai Dia duit
    (May God Bless You)

  2. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    gentleman, start your drinking
  3. omg its nlm

    omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Folding Team

    Its a bit early to start for me!
  4. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

    None for me today, but tomorrow into sunday will be a spat of alcohol-filled bluriness :D

    Get to have some green beer on Sunday, which should be interesting :)
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    There was an Old Man with a bong,
    Who would smoke it all day long;
    But the neighbors screamed, 'O hell!
    You're just making it smell!'
    So they bashed that Old Man with his bong.​

  6. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Santa Clara, CA
    I like gonaads' :p

    Nothing crazy going on here.