haiku thread

[freightgod]

Evil Marge and Ben
Couldn't make a haiku if
I wrote one for them

 

[Evil Marge]

Originally posted by Benny
sounds like an orgy gone wrong

I always wondered what it was about and now I know ...Thanks Benny

 

[Tabula Rasa]

aw i'm offended
you question my haiku skills
i can haiku.

i'm in a mushroom cloud motha****a motha****a
i am the haiku master
nothing left to say

 

[Evil Marge]

Originally posted by freightgod
Evil Marge and Ben
Couldn't make a haiku if
I wrote one for them

Well I don't want you to write one for me anyway .... So there

 

[gonaads]

Originally posted by dealer
my words are not weak

do you think you're a linguist?

my words are not weak

I said they ARE weak
linguist I am but not you
you are sooooooo feable

 

[gonaads]

if you think I lie
then you're just delirious
my words have meaning

 

[Perris Calderon]

Originally posted by gonaads
if you think I lie
then you're just delirious
my words have meaning

good one

 

[gonaads]

I thank you for that
I appreciate your thoughts
it's your turn dealer

 

[freightgod]

I got a new job!
Information Minister-
Now, why would I lie?

 

[Perris Calderon]

Originally posted by freightgod
I got a new job!
Information Minister-
Now, why would I lie?

been trying my best

to do that remote desktop

but you are not there

 

[Perris Calderon]

btw, frightgod...very current political statement in your latest cintribution

also, I was wondering

are contractions permitted?

of instance, is the contraction;

"it's"

one syllable or two...too close to call, don't you think

or "I've"

very close

 

[Henyman]

i've = 2 sylable
it's = debatable....i think 1

 

[dave holbon]

I was right
This is a beer thread
That only spammers
Like hmmm beer and spam.

This is a beer thread

 

[gonaads]

now beer is this thread?
no more haiku, oh what dredd
all reduced to suds

 

[freightgod]

Dealer is Remote
He came to my Assistance
And still no porn links

 

[gonaads]

Porn Links, is that all?
freightgod's kingdom for porn links
make sure you clean up

 

[Perris Calderon]

porn links on the way

and great links they are as well

tell me what you think

 

[Perris Calderon]

remove norton tool

that's coming at the same time

i HOPE IT WILL WORK

 

[gonaads]

it's fu ja list ic
ex pi al a do si ous
now that is spe cial

 

[gonaads]

and I do not care
if the spelling is not rite
so do not complain!