haiku thread

[muzikool]

Garth:
Does this seem weird to anybody else?
I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement... only that isn't Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?

Wayne:
Garth, that was a haiku.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Beer..beer...beer
Beer..beer...beer
Beer..beer...beer

 

[XPletive]

Cold beer may be nice
But hard liquor is better
for getting you drunk.

 

[Alan]

Originally posted by Benny
Thank you m8.
one thing i can do
and do well, is spam like crazy

Ah Benny the boss spammer


Life is so surreal
I understand it little
spam is - reality


Author---Astro Zombie

 

[XP Abuser]

WTF is a haiku
why the **** do i care
now silence you fools

 

[gonaads]

To really know it
is to have to explain it
and you don't know it

 

[gonaads]

freightgod this is odd
everyone thinks this is strange
please enlighten them

 

[Perris Calderon]

is that what you think?

is this your contribution?

and that's all you wrote?

 

[gonaads]

sticks and stones to me
may break my bones most truly
but your words are weak

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Ini mini myni mo.
(word) catch a tiger by his toe.
If he hollers let him go.

Ini mini myni mo.

 

[Evil Marge]

Tell tale tit
Your mother can't knit

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Originally posted by Evil Marge
Tell tale tit
Your mother can't knit

My mother is what ?!

 

[Evil Marge]

Didn't we sing some silly rhymes when we were kids

 

[Tabula Rasa]

oh yea, i remember 6th grade that like it was 6 years ago...

 

[Perris Calderon]

Originally posted by gonaads
sticks and stones to me
may break my bones most truly
but your words are weak

my words are not weak

do you think you're a linguist?

my words are not weak

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Originally posted by dealer
my words are not weak

do you think you're a linguist?

my words are not weak

you repeat yourself

i hardly know this language

you repeat yourself

 

[Perris Calderon]

Originally posted by Benny
you repeat yourself

i hardly know this language

you repeat yourself

I hope that's ok

I opened up a can of worms

I hope that's ok

 

[Tabula Rasa]

its all right
its all right
its all, right
she moves in a mysterious way, oh-yea.

 

[Evil Marge]

There was 10 in the bed and the little one said roll over,roll over.
So they all rolled over and one fell out

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Originally posted by Evil Marge
There was 10 in the bed and the little one said roll over,roll over.
So they all rolled over and one fell out

sounds like an orgy gone wrong