Gum Chewing

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

    When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

    The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimenta.

    When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby... and he sure was hungry!"

    Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

    The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum.
  2. john10142001

    john10142001 OSNN One Post Wonder

    LOLL wow... nice..