Good Vs Bad Girls

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Good Vs Bad Girls


    Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

    Good girls wax their floors
    Bad girls wax their bikini line

    Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
    Bad girls know they could do it better

    Good girls wear white cotton panties
    Bad girls don't wear any

    Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
    Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

    Good girls pack their toothbrush
    Bad girls pack their diaphragms

    Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
    Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

    Good girls wear high heels to work
    Bad girls wear high heels to bed

    Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
    Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

    Good girls prefer the missionary position
    Bad girls do too, but only for starters

    Good girls say no
    Bad girls say when?

    Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
    Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
     
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    belveder - I like the way you think!!!:cool:
     
  3. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    aw shucks, thanks :)
     
  4. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    diaphragms... thats a bit of the 80's and 90's init :)
     
  5. Bretenn

    Bretenn Guest

    good!
     
  6. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    Bad girls will put you in the poor house...
     
  7. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    /me agrees with snook.....
     
  8. Bretenn

    Bretenn Guest

    bad girl also cant make u sleep!
     
  9. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    nice one :)
     
  10. punkandacoke

    punkandacoke eat me

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    i love my girlfriend.





    She's a bad girl.
    :)
     
  11. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    Ahhh... Very good :cool: