Good in bed?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements.
    She wanted a man who
    1) would treat her nicely,
    2) wouldn't run away from her, and
    3) would be good in bed.
    Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

    "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

    "Yes, but are you good in bed?"

    "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
     
  2. omg its nlm

    omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Folding Team

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    That was good :)
     
  3. sean.ferguson

    sean.ferguson Moderator Folding Team

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    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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  5. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    haha i remember that joke ;)
     
  6. the milkman

    the milkman OSNN Junior Addict

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