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AndrejX
Guest
Ever wonder about those people who
say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings
(had conversations) where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving
103%?
Here's a little introduction to Math
101 that might prove to be helpful
to you.
What makes life 100%? Hmm...
If...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then...
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard
work and knowledge will get you
close; attitude will get you there; but
bull**** will put you over the top.
But, look how far ass kissing or
sucking up will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
S U C K I N G U P
19 21 3 10 9 14 7 21 16 = 120%
So the next time someone asks you
to give more than 100%, you know
what is required of you!
say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings
(had conversations) where someone
wants over 100%. How about achieving
103%?
Here's a little introduction to Math
101 that might prove to be helpful
to you.
What makes life 100%? Hmm...
If...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then...
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard
work and knowledge will get you
close; attitude will get you there; but
bull**** will put you over the top.
But, look how far ass kissing or
sucking up will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
S U C K I N G U P
19 21 3 10 9 14 7 21 16 = 120%
So the next time someone asks you
to give more than 100%, you know
what is required of you!
