Giving more than 100%

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by AndrejX, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. AndrejX

    AndrejX Guest

    Ever wonder about those people who
    say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings
    (had conversations) where someone
    wants over 100%. How about achieving
    103%?

    Here's a little introduction to Math
    101 that might prove to be helpful
    to you.

    What makes life 100%? Hmm...

    If...
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M
    N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
    14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then...
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard
    work and knowledge will get you
    close; attitude will get you there; but
    bull**** will put you over the top.

    But, look how far ass kissing or
    sucking up will take you.

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    S U C K I N G U P
    19 21 3 10 9 14 7 21 16 = 120%

    So the next time someone asks you
    to give more than 100%, you know
    what is required of you!
     
  2. Bman

    Bman OSNN Veteran Original

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    good one!
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Isn't that the truth!