"Girls Night Out" ATM withdrawl

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Feb 16, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    What some Women will do :rolleyes:

    Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
    Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she
    pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us,
    my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

    Not to be outdone another friend pulled out a $20
    bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill and
    stuck it to his other butt cheek.

    In another attempt to impress the rest of us my third
    friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over and licked
    the bill. I was worried about where things were heading but
    fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.

    My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the
    guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused
    on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top the $50.

    My brain churned as I reached for my wallet. What
    should I do?

    Then the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
    swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and
    went home.

    :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    eeewwwww I think that card is ending up in the bin. Skid marks rule. :D
     
  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    gonaads - why do I believe that is a real story and you really did swipe the ATM card, grab the $80 and went home!:eek: :eek:
     
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hehe :happy:
     
  5. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahahaha :D
    Good one!!
     
  6. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao!!!:D :D :happy:


    -Bert
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    I think it's more somethin Jewelzz would do. :rolleyes: :p
     
  8. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Bend over gonaads, I need $100 :D
     
  9. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Psssst Jewelzz STOP- that's a razor blade - not an ATM card!

    Oh no Jewelzz - tell gonaads you're sorry for missing the slot and cutting off his *alls!!!:eek: :eek:
     
  10. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hey... they're BRASS. It's O.K. Didn't even scratch them. :p

    Jewelzz, you're supposed to swipe the card... not pull on my lever. :eek:

    What you think, I'm a slot machine.
    You keep pullin, you are definitely gonna hit the JackPot. :p
     
  11. cky

    cky Guest

    :eek: i wonder where she typed the pin # :(
     
  12. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    *marks that one down in the little book I keep on NTFS members* :huh:
     
  15. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    :eek:
     
  16. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    :p :p
     
  17. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    What did I mean
     
  18. Brad

    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    who knows?
     
  19. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Holy 2 year old thread bump batman :laugh:
     
  20. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    and why is this in the green room. Didnt we have a jokes forum back in the day?

    Its funny tho