George Carlin Standup Comedian

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by personalcomputer, Jan 2, 2006.

  1. personalcomputer

    personalcomputer OSNN One Post Wonder

  2. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    He is the best.

    I saw him live, it was great. I have to go again the next time he comes to Hamilton.
  3. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

    I have seen him live as well. Have quite a few of his standups on CD.
  4. knightryderrwn

    knightryderrwn OSNN One Post Wonder

    I loved him in "Baseball & Football..."

    "The object of the game in football, is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy, in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack which punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line!"

    "In baseball, the object is to go home! 'I'm going home! I'm going home! Ta-daa!' All right, enough of that....."