Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Static 99, May 31, 2002.

  1. Static 99

    Static 99 Guest

    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
    lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
    appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
    The Genie said, "Nope . . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
    wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can
    only grant you one wish. So . . . what'll it be?"
    The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
    See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
    The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These
    countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT
    good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish. "
    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
    find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
    cook and helps with the house cleaning, is good in bed and gets along
    with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
    That's what I wish for a good mate."
    The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that f****n' map!"
  2. bheagle

    bheagle Guest

    TOO FUNNY!!!!:D :D :D
  3. Eve

    Eve Guest

    Sounds true enough to me! *lol*:D
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

    I see you found my life story :p
  5. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

    Thats my new part joke :D
  6. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA
    Very good!!!:D