Genetics!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Jan 6, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Redneck Family Tree

    Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three,
    I got married to a widow, who was pretty as could be.
    This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
    My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.
    This made my dad my son-in-law, and changed my very life.
    My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.
    To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
    And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
    For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
    To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.
    Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.
    And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son.
    My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue.
    Because, although she is my wife, she is my grandma too.
    If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.
    And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild.
    For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.
    As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
     
  2. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    * head spins *
     
  3. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    haha, had to read it a couple of times but made me chuckle :)
     
  4. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Hah, very strange [​IMG]
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    hehe. interesting.
     
  6. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lol ...reminds me of the Supreme Court case in Mississippi a few years ago where the ppl of Mississippi wondered if a Husband divorces his Wife .....is she still his Sister???
     
  7. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    thats good
     
  8. cruiser78

    cruiser78 Me

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    redneck jokes rule
     
  9. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    unfortunately one of them does

    well I think GWB is a redneck or is that insulting rednecks?
     
  10. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    its funny in a sick scary kinda way!:eek: