Funny Names

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Geffy, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    These are real peoples names, its almost like their parents hated them from the very beginning
    REAL NAMES:_
    Candi Beaver
    Patrick FitzGerald
    Gerald FitzPatrick
    Ophelia Tiddy
    Dick Allred
    Rod ****shutt
    Graham C. Hashcookie, III
    Douglas Daft, CEO, Coca-Cola
    Doolittle & Dalley, Estate Agents (U. K.)
    Dick Trickle
    Hors Schmidt
    Ripp Rapp
    Corny Groth
    Fanny Tickler
    Velvet Curtain
    Rock Bottom
    Kelly Green
    Dick Tickle
    Will Tuliv
    Don Nations
    Arline Tripp
    Lionel Tiger
    Rhino Aho
    Emil Zapelik
    Engwald Schwartz
    Chester Bester
    Jack Kammer (dentist)
    Savage Barbers (Savage, MN)
    Ellen Moneypenny
    Mark Warkfarkenparker
    Bob and Robin Bodobbin
    Dr. Payne
    Anita Dyck

    See more [here]
     
  2. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    Dr. Payne

    Not that bad :D
     
  3. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    I went to school with...

    Candi Kane...

    Our wedding coordinators name was Carol Christmas
     
  4. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    What about Gary and Philip Neviles father....Nevile Nevile :huh:
    Then there's Walid Jumblat (a reporter) :D
     
  5. Zedric

    Zedric NTFS Guru Folding Team

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    We have a professor in school with surname "Assman". :D
    We just call him Mr Assman. Not when he's around though. ;)
     
  6. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    hehe we had a teacher called Mr. Baiter, I think you can guess what we called him behind his back.
     
  7. kitct

    kitct Guest

    Master?
     
  8. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    My neices name is Kelly Green, just like the color :rolleyes:
     
  9. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    ahahah those are good :D



    -Bert
     
  10. dubstar

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    in middle school the nurses last name was Martin, and her husband was a hospital doctor..

    doc. martin .. like the shoe... mines not so funny:huh:
     
  11. my kindergarten teacher when i lived in Vermont was Mrs. Blow you can guess what her husbands name was............

    Dick Blow, i lie not, what a wonderful childhood he must have had....... luckily he named his son David

    i went to high school with A. Miracle
     
  12. jonifen

    jonifen pffff...

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    I saw in a newspaper around 5 years ago, a family with the last name "Beer" named their newborn "Bottled" :/