Funny Names

[Geffy]

These are real peoples names, its almost like their parents hated them from the very beginning
REAL NAMES:_
Candi Beaver
Patrick FitzGerald
Gerald FitzPatrick
Ophelia Tiddy
Dick Allred
Rod ****shutt
Graham C. Hashcookie, III
Douglas Daft, CEO, Coca-Cola
Doolittle & Dalley, Estate Agents (U. K.)
Dick Trickle
Hors Schmidt
Ripp Rapp
Corny Groth
Fanny Tickler
Velvet Curtain
Rock Bottom
Kelly Green
Dick Tickle
Will Tuliv
Don Nations
Arline Tripp
Lionel Tiger
Rhino Aho
Emil Zapelik
Engwald Schwartz
Chester Bester
Jack Kammer (dentist)
Savage Barbers (Savage, MN)
Ellen Moneypenny
Mark Warkfarkenparker
Bob and Robin Bodobbin
Dr. Payne
Anita Dyck

See more [here]

 

[Nick M]

Dr. Payne

Not that bad

 

[ironguy]

I went to school with...

Candi Kane...

Our wedding coordinators name was Carol Christmas

 

[Evil Marge]

What about Gary and Philip Neviles father....Nevile Nevile :huh:
Then there's Walid Jumblat (a reporter)

 

[Zedric]

We have a professor in school with surname "Assman".
We just call him Mr Assman. Not when he's around though.

 

[Geffy]

hehe we had a teacher called Mr. Baiter, I think you can guess what we called him behind his back.

 

[kitct]

Master?

 

[Jewelzz]

My neices name is Kelly Green, just like the color

 

[UberBert]

ahahah those are good



-Bert

 

[dubstar]

in middle school the nurses last name was Martin, and her husband was a hospital doctor..

doc. martin .. like the shoe... mines not so funny:huh:

 

[spikemic]

my kindergarten teacher when i lived in Vermont was Mrs. Blow you can guess what her husbands name was............

Dick Blow, i lie not, what a wonderful childhood he must have had....... luckily he named his son David

i went to high school with A. Miracle

 

[jonifen]

I saw in a newspaper around 5 years ago, a family with the last name "Beer" named their newborn "Bottled" :/