French fighter pilot ( rude )

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by AndrejX, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. AndrejX

    AndrejX Guest

    Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
    for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
    and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
    kiss me." Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's
    lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled Marie. "I am
    Pierre the fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I like to have red
    wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a
    little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower, my lover." Our hero tears
    her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all
    over her chest. "Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to
    have white wine." They resume their passionate interlude and things
    really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre,
    kiss me lower." Our hero rips off her knickers, grabs a bottle of Cognac
    and pours it between her legs. He strikes a match and sets the Cognac on
    fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie
    throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL
    DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I
    am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
     
  2. Rebs

    Rebs Guest

    :D :D :D :D NICE!!!! Very NIce...
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    ha ha ha

    thats a good 1

    :p :p :p
     
  4. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol! hahah wonder just what he burned :p

    Poor girlfriend...although looks like Pierre has some dead set standards :)
     
  5. gothic

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    yes.....very good