Food for Thought: * There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. * Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. * I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. * Mental Floss prevents moral decay! * Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready. * Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home. * Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. * There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full. * I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. * Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again? * A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. * I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem. * Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. * If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! * Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. * It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.