Food for Thought:

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 4, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    Food for Thought:
    * There are three kinds of people: those who can count &
    those who can't.

    * Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

    * I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

    * Mental Floss prevents moral decay!

    * Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

    * Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing
    your nursing home.

    * Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    * There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

    * I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

    * Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?

    * A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of

    * I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

    * Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

    * If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

    * Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.

    * It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    f u cnt, u cnt rd ;)
  3. madmax1345

    madmax1345 Guest

    Those are great quotes to live by, but I think the originators would like credit for their words.
  4. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    Some of my faves

    Did you see them?
    Which way did they go?
    How fast were they going?
    I must find them, for I am their leader!

    Donig nothing is hard work - you can't stop and take a break!

    Clear analysis of a situation is often mistaken for pessimism.

    If it wasn't for the last minute, I'd never get anything done.

    Experience is what you get right AFTER you needed it.

    Everything was so different before it chnaged.