Fishing

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    The Pope was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off-shore. A helpless man, wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Welsh, Irish and Scottish rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the hapless English fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

    Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatred between the Celts and England rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies:
    "Who was that?"
    "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

    "Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark-fishing. Is the bait holding up OK, or do we need to get another one?"
     
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  2. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    Seesh!

    Funny, but Seesh!
     
  3. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    That my friend, is awesome! nice to see you back.
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Cheers falcon m8 ;)
     
  5. bobsalot

    bobsalot Boooooooooooooooooooom

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    Haha, great!!!
     
  6. kcnychief

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    Hahaha, nice one :p