Fill her up

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dark Atheist, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

    Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

    A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up.
    Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct
    number.
    The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

    His friend replied, "No it ain't rigged, --- my wife won twice last week!!"
     
  2. madmatt

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    Ha, ha! Where do you find this stuff?
     
  3. Dark Atheist

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    here and there - in other words - trade secret!! :)
     
  4. falconguard

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    Somewhere zero hour is being upstaged.
     
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  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahaha... Ummm Carpo, it's an "inside" joke. You haven't been here long enough to understand. :p
     
  7. Dark Atheist

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    im guessing its related to a user who posted jokes and he thinks they are cack - was just asking for clarification :) - i been here simce 2003 aint that long enough ?
     
  8. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Joined in 2003 huh... but how long have you really been here?
     
  9. Dark Atheist

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    ah philosophical discussion eh
     
  10. Bman

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    wow lol
     
  11. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    More like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a paradox, wrapped in a quandary. :speechless:

    bman made a palindrome, or two. :eek:
     
  12. Dark Atheist

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    ah coffee time puzzle