Female Comebacks!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Female Comebacks!


    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    :cheeky:
     
  2. madmatt

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    You wouldn't say any of those to me, would you?
     
  3. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Of course not :classic: :smoker:
     
  4. madmatt

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    *wink*
     
  5. omg its nlm

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    lol good ones!
     
  6. omg its nlm

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    Umm stay away from her.....
     
  7. Grandmaster

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    I was going to do a counter post here too, but just Google "Male Comebacks" :p
     
  8. Evil Marge

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    haha I found a rude one :cheeky:
     
  9. Sazar

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    Are you saying Matt is not a man :eek:
     
  10. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    I do love your chat up lines Amanda! ;)
     
  11. Geffy

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    hehe, v funny
     
  12. Evil Marge

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    Oh I know he's a man alright ;)

    They work every time love :cheeky: